Musim rict ze dneska to jede jak po bezicim pasu. Dalsi videa, ktery muzu jen doporucit, jsou tady http://board.iexbeta.com/lofiversion/index.php/t47380.html - zvyseni efektivity prace 
Pak jedna co mi hodila Simi, parodie na Nike sports reklamu http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4011258688696027956&q=nike+commercial
A aby tu nebylo jen samy hahaha funny, tak jedna reklama, ktera je pekne udelana (znate Lance Armstronga, ne?) http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6744963954661597579 
Jsem nahodou narazil na stranky meho oblibeneho hotelu Burj Al Arab a zjistil jsem, ze poradaj novorocni party. Vic informaci je tady. Co me ale prekvapilo, je veta “For the first time, this exclusive New Year’s Brunch experience is open to non resident guests and is priced at Dhs 380 per person.”, protoze Dhs 380 je asi 1000Kc Cekal jsem vstup tak za Dhs 5000 Proc?
Koukal jsem se na ceny a nechal jsem si spocitat, ze bysme tam jeli ve dvou na moje narozky, tj od 6.11. do 13.11. Nejlevnejsi cena je 38500.00 DHS, v prepoctu 11159.42 USD a pro ty co maj malou predstavivost na cizi meny to dela neco malo pres ctvrt milionu.
Mno, asi pujdu nekam doplnovat zbozi do skladu
Tak dneska vecer se jde do billiardu a ja jsem fakt zvedavej jak se tam vejdeme. Mam pocit ze nebudu misto, tak budu porad muset hrat kulec (jupi) Ale co, to ted resit nebudu, jeste musim koupit nejakou flasku
Co chci sdelit je tahle (punkova) hra, protoze je to fakt mazec ) A jeste todle “mimonkovsky video”, aneb pudum neporucis
I kdyz Simi nesnasi snih a ja ho v praze moc nemusim, dneska se to pekne roztrhlo Navic ani nebyla takova kosa a tak cekani na tramvaj nebylo zase tak pruderni, jak by clovek cekal. Nekdy je fakt zajimavy jen tak sledovat ten “sum” okolo sebe 
Na druhou stranu je fakt, ze z toho bude paradni brecka. A to mame jit zejtra fotit, coz bude minimalne zajimavy
Kratke hory, lec clovek ma v dnesni dobe program nabity
Dorazili jsme v nedeli. Cesta byla docela prijemna, ale pravidlo “co se muze pokazit …” se ukazalo jako nesmrtelne, protoze poslednich 50m jsme se nemohli vyskrabat na parkoviste k chate. Nejlepsi obrana je utok, a tak jsme se chopili lopat. Asi se ani neda slovy popsat, jak krasne a prijemne, je hazet hodinu snih v “civilnim” obleceni (a mych oblibenych sk8 botkach). Zvlast kdyz na vas pul hodiny kouka nejakej “kreten”, kterej pak jen prohlasi “tak vodjedete uz konecne s tema letnima gumama, tu cekam abych mohl projet”, nacez se otec zvedl a klidnym hlasem prohlasil: “pneumatiky mam zimni”, pak se otocil a sam pro sebe si rekl: “kretene, kdybys nam radsi pomohl hazet, takovyhle typky mam fakt rad”
Pak nasledoval obed v restauraci a meditace na dalsi den - konecne pojezd Vecer jsem jeste vylezl pred barak, ze si udelam aspon par fotek toho “superzapadlyho” bazenu. Fakt jsem mel nutkani skocit tam sipku (nejaky decka pak rikaly, ze na dne je voda, takze by to asi nebyl nejlepsi napad)
V pondeli jsme se vydali na sjezdovku (na 12:00). Neprozirave jsem si koupil permici jen na jednu sjezdovku a ne na vsechny, ale ta mila pani se slitovala nad hlupakem a za tech 20,- mi permici vymenila. Dokonce jsem zjistil, ze jsem nezapomnel, jak se jezdi na prkne (potesujici zjisteni). Ze zacatku byla mlha, ale postupem casu zmizela. Jenze Vas vsechny kdo si to tu cte stejne jen zajima, jestli jsem se zrakvil nebo ne. A tak pro vas mam jeden pribeh
To si takhle jedu po sjezdovce, rozhlizim se kolem a co nevidim, najednou je podemnou funbox (takova plechova krabice, siroka 50cm, dlouha 3m, vysoka taky tech 50cm, postavena na kopecku tak metr a pul vysokym). Kazdou zimu bylo tak malo snehu, ze to trcelo do vzduchu, nebyl na to zadnej najezd a bylo to docela vysoko (pro amatera jako jsem ja …). Letos tomu ale bylo jinak - funbox nebyl skoro videt. Byl krasne udelanej najezd, vsude hafo snehu ze vypadal jako soucast sjezdovky. A tak si rikam: “Ale co, tak to proste prubnu”. Tak se rozjedu (optimalni rychlost, smer, vsechno v cajku), vyjedu na nej, prejizdim ho a u sjezdu se naklonim dopredu, abych vyrovnal rovnovahu. Tady ovsem nastala situace, ktera se mi vubec, ale opravdu vubec, nelibila. Pri pohledu za funbox jsem totiz zjistil, ze tam kde ma byt sjezd je proste “nic” Ne nadarmo se rika “Dvakrat mer …”, ja jsem si ten funbox mel prohlidnout predem. Ale pozde bycha honit, v tu chvili byla vec dana, takze jsem v mem krasnem naklonu proletel metr a pul rovnou na hlavu a na bok.
A ted to krasne ticho … ale proc me tak boli hrudnik? A hlava?
Nasledovalo logicke utrideni informaci. Jako prvni vyrazenej dech - uklidnit se (vyrazenej dech je “psychicka” zalezitost, v prirucce prvni pomoci se dozvite, ze cloveka s vyrazenym dechem mate uklidnit). Voila. Jako druhy zkontrolovat skody na tele. Zadna zlomenina, narazenina, nic vykloubenyho. Treti - tak co tu sakra resim, kdyz se mi nic nestalo? A jelo se dal
Musim rict, ze jsem se po tom padu cejtil skvele, protoze mi to “prokruplo” uplne cely telo )
V utery jsem mel v planu jit zase jezdit, ale moje telo to ve svym dennim planu zrejme vynechalo, protoze bylo zraly akorat tak na nejaky lazne. Lazne nebyly, ale aspon jsem precetl knizku Taky byl prvni vypadek proudu. Vypadl proud v celym meste. Docela zajimava situace byla ohledne kamen, protoze ty u sebe mely elektricky cerpadlo na vodu, ktery honilo teplou vodu po celym baraku (do topeni). Bez proudu dohonilo a teplota kamen se zacala krasne zvysovat (z 30°ti na 90°). Pomalu jsem si vybiral kopec, za kterej poletim …
A streda odjezd do Praglu. Vzhledem k tomu, ze bus tam jezdi jen v 9:00 a v 14:40, jsem se rozhodl nezabit celej den cestou a jel jsem rano. Odpoledne jsem tak jeste stihl Simi koupit tricko od wicked (motiv “I love shopping” byla jasna volba) v inter:zone, coz byl taky zajimavej zazitek I kdyz jsem tam jel kolem paty, tak jsem byl ocividne prvni, kdo chtel nejakej byrokratickej kus hajzlpapiru, kterymu se rika bezne paragon.
Pak pokracovala moje “dovolena”, kdy u me byla Simi, ktera mi privezla hromadku cukrovi a vubec se tu starala Mno a pak se nic zajimavyho nedelo (mozna si to jen ted nevybavuju, takze mi to klidne nekdo pripomente - vlastne jo, soused nas vytopil, takze nam znicil strop v kuchyni, koupelne a na zachode - na to ze jsme rekonstruovali pred rokem …), az dneska, kdy nas babicka pozvala na obed. Dorazil jsem ja se segrou a dostali jsme paradni svickovou. Taky jsme byli obdarovani. Sestra dostala tri knihy o umeni (ja ji to brat nebudu, kdyz chodi na tu umeleckou skolu) a ja 500,- protoze babicka nevi co ctu. V duchu jsem se sestre musel vysmat
Tak jedu na hory. Mejte se tu vsichni krasne a skladejte mi basne
Ale nobojte, ja se vratim
Jsem se do toho nejak zasek, navic ted jsou tam docela zajimavy barvicky
Nikdy me moc nebavilo balit si veci pred odjezdem. Nastesti to pro me neni tak slozita procedura, vetsinou mi staci obleceni + phone, mp3 player, fotak, stativ + nabijecky a jsem spokojenej
Taky doufam ze mi tu prezije krecek. Nejaka znama rikala, ze nechavali doma krecka tyden a nasypali mu tam prislusny mnozstvi zradla. Mno a jak je krecek malej, tak je blbej, protoze to prej do sebe vsechno naklopil a umrel. Muj krecek nastesti tolik nezere, takze nehrozi, ze bych mu to tam cely vystlal zradlem. On je vubec takovej skromnej, takze na nej spoleham
Kazdopadne co me rano prekvapilo, byla zasnezena Praha. Ono uz taky bylo na case. Prvni naznaky koncem listopadu a ted uz to vypada ze je to trvalejsiho razu, takze se muzem tesit na dva mesice brecky :/
Ale ten pohled z okna me donutil po dlouhy dobe vytahnout fotak a neco si cvaknout. Minulej rok jsem vyfotil prvni snih na Smichove, letos doma. Coz mi pripomina, ze bych si mel jit zabalit stativ a poradne nabit fotak. Letos chci udelat nejaky hezky fotky (viz. minulej rok), ale je malo casu Kazdopadne se tesim na promo MFD (ha, top secret!).
A jeste me ted pobavil otec, kterej beha po byte a bali. Ja tu sedim, bloguju a posloucham u toho Eminem - Stan (Live) (Feat. Elton John). Otec se u me zastavi a posloucha, tak mu rikam, ze to je Eminem a Elton John. Po kratkym rozmysleni se otoci a odchazi z pokoje se slovy: “no to se teda dala dohromady pekna particka”
Eminem - Stan (Live) (Feat. Elton John)
Eminem - Stan (Live with Elton John)
[Eminem as ‘Stan’]
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain’t callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ‘em
but anyways; eff it, what’s been up? Man how’s your daughter?
My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some {*silent*} who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground stuff that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the stuff you did with Rawkus too, that sh… was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
[Chorus: Elton John]
My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
Oh I can’t see at all!
And even if I could it would all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it’s not so bad
Not so bad..
[Eminem as ‘Stan’]
Dear Slim, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad - I just think it’s messed up you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That’s my little brother man, he’s only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
for four hours and you just said, “No”
That’s pretty crummy man - you’re like his favorite idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I’d write you
you would write back - see I’m just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you’re sayin in your songs
so when I have a crummy day, I drift away and put ‘em on
Cause I don’t really got {*edit*} else so that {*edit*} helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It’s like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend’s jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don’t know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan — P.S. — we should be together too
[Chorus: Elton John]
[Eminem as ‘Stan’]
Dear Mister-I’m-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans
This’ll be the last package I ever send your ass
It’s been six months and still no word - I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on ‘em perfect
So this is my cassette I’m sendin you, I hope you hear it
I’m in the car right now, I’m doin 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, “In the Air of the Night”
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin
but didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That’s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drownin
Now it’s too late - I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I loved you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you go to sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can’t BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up {*edited*}! I’m tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that’s my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn’t slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain’t like you
Cause if she suffocates she’ll suffer more, then she’ll die too
Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the bridge now
Oh shoot, I forgot, how’m I supposed to send this tape out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}
[Chorus: Elton John]
[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here’s an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a Starter cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don’t think I did that sh… intentionally just to diss you
But what’s this stuff you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that stuff just clownin dawg, c’mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counselin
to help your ass from bouncin off the walls when you get down some
And what’s this junk about us meant to be together?
That type of crap’ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you’ll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don’t want you to do some crazy bit
I seen this one {*edit*} on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove this car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
1000 KÄ?? nic moc
1000 kg? trochu moc
1000 m? za 15 minut
1000 let? dlouha doba
1000 mesicu? staci nam jeden …
1000 dnu? …
…
Dneska je to presne 1000 dnu, co jsme se dali se Simi dohromady. Zajimave a kulate vyroci - milenium ve vztahu. Tolik veci co jsme spolu zazili, dobrych i spatnych. Mozna je to jedinecna prilezitost ke zmene veci, ktere jsou “spatne” a clovek si porad rika “zacnu s tim zitra, dneska se mi jeste nechce“.
A snad jeste doufat, ze neprijde krize Y2k